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Disclaimer

Last Updated: January 3, 2026

⚠️ IMPORTANT WARNING ⚠️

THIS WEBSITE IS A MEME. IT IS PURELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND COMEDIC PURPOSES.

  • NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE - Nothing here is investment advice
  • NOT LEGAL ADVICE - Consult a lawyer for legal matters
  • NOT PROFESSIONAL ADVICE - Consult qualified professionals
  • ENTERTAINMENT ONLY - This is satire and parody

1. Entertainment Purpose

poo.earth and all associated content, including but not limited to text, graphics, images, AI-generated content, and other materials ("Content"), are provided solely for entertainment, satirical, and comedic purposes. This website is a meme project and should be treated as such.

2. No Financial or Investment Advice

WE ARE NOT FINANCIAL ADVISORS. WE DO NOT PROVIDE FINANCIAL ADVICE.

Nothing contained on this website constitutes a solicitation, recommendation, endorsement, or offer to buy or sell any securities, cryptocurrencies, tokens, or other financial instruments. All Content relating to cryptocurrencies, tokens, trading, investing, or financial topics is purely for entertainment purposes.

YOU SHOULD:

  • Consult with a qualified financial advisor before making any investment decisions
  • Conduct your own research and due diligence
  • Never invest money you cannot afford to lose completely
  • Understand that cryptocurrency investments are highly speculative and volatile
  • Be aware that memecoins frequently lose all or most of their value

3. Cryptocurrency Risk Warning

HIGH RISK INVESTMENT WARNING

Cryptocurrency and digital asset investments are HIGHLY SPECULATIVE and involve SUBSTANTIAL RISK OF LOSS. The value of cryptocurrencies can decrease rapidly and you may lose your ENTIRE INVESTMENT. Past performance is not indicative of future results. Memecoins, in particular, are extremely volatile and often have no fundamental value.

4. AI-Generated Content Disclaimer

This website uses artificial intelligence to generate content. AI-generated content:

  • May be factually inaccurate, misleading, or completely false
  • Does not represent the views of any real person, company, or entity
  • Should never be relied upon for any decision-making
  • May contain errors, hallucinations, or nonsensical statements
  • Is provided "as is" without any guarantees of accuracy
  • May inadvertently generate offensive or inappropriate content

The "characters" portrayed on this website, including references to real individuals, are fictional AI-generated parodies and do not represent the actual views, opinions, or statements of those individuals.

5. No Professional Advice

The Content on this website does not constitute professional advice of any kind, including but not limited to:

  • Financial or investment advice
  • Legal advice
  • Tax advice
  • Accounting advice
  • Medical or health advice
  • Technical or security advice

Always consult with appropriately qualified professionals before making decisions in these areas.

6. Third-Party References

References to third parties, including but not limited to individuals, companies, cryptocurrencies, projects, or platforms, are made solely for satirical and entertainment purposes. Such references:

  • Do not imply any endorsement, sponsorship, or affiliation
  • Are parody and protected speech
  • Do not represent the views of those third parties
  • Should not be interpreted as factual statements about those parties

7. "Wallet Roast" Feature Disclaimer

The "Wallet Roast" and similar analysis features are provided purely for entertainment. They:

  • Are NOT financial analysis or advice
  • Use publicly available blockchain data for comedic commentary
  • Should not be used for any investment or trading decisions
  • May be inaccurate, incomplete, or misleading
  • Are jokes and satire, not professional assessments

8. No Warranty

This website and all Content are provided "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE" without warranty of any kind, express or implied. We make no representations or warranties of any kind regarding the accuracy, reliability, completeness, or timeliness of any Content.

9. Limitation of Liability

Under no circumstances shall we be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of or inability to use this website or any Content. This includes, without limitation, any losses from cryptocurrency investments or trading activities.

10. User Responsibility

By using this website, you acknowledge and agree that:

  • You are solely responsible for your own decisions and actions
  • You will not rely on any Content for financial, legal, or professional decisions
  • You understand the risks associated with cryptocurrency investments
  • You are at least 18 years of age
  • You accept full responsibility for any consequences of using this website

11. Jurisdiction

This website may not be legal in all jurisdictions. It is your responsibility to ensure that your use of this website complies with all applicable laws and regulations in your jurisdiction. We make no representations that Content is appropriate or available for use in any particular location.

12. Regulatory Compliance

This website does not offer securities, financial services, or investment products. Any tokens or cryptocurrencies mentioned are for entertainment context only and should not be considered securities or investment contracts. We do not operate as a broker, dealer, investment advisor, or any other regulated financial entity.

🎭 REMEMBER

This is a meme website. It's meant to be funny. Please don't take anything here seriously. If you're looking for financial advice, talk to a professional. If you're looking for laughs, you're in the right place.

CONSUME TRANSFORM BECOME... entertained. That's it. That's all we do here.